It is not the least of this world’s wonders that it’s been nearly half a century since Ellen Ripley, in the person of Sigourney Weaver, sent the Alien, in the person of a person in an Alien suit, ...

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a — wait, it actually is a bird. A really gross bird from outer space. That's right, we're talking about Edi Patterson, who returned as Heather in tonight's episode of ...